Angry Birds (Open for Police Characters)

[Marche]

Ascending the department store elevator, Dan walked into the top floor, though not the roof. I can't remember how many floors it has, so let's just say whicever one I'm thinking of. He approached a rack of TM CDs and placed among them a small, CD jewel-shaped case after removing a TM for Overheat. Smiling, he tapped the top of it, and it let out a soft chime to know that it had activated. After that, he paid for the TM and approached the window.

It was about 10 minutes before the machine began to work. There were first a few, but then numerous Pidgeys flying around the building, occasonilly bashing against the window with their soft squishy boddies. Dan laughed before watching the panic of the other people on the floor and the building. The R&D department had been working on an induced-Swarm device, and it appears to have definitly worked

[DarkChaos44]

Serena had came to the department store after getting a talk to by one of her superiors at the station for not having her badge with her during her patrol around Cealuran Bridge and she had been told to take the rest of the day off.

She was in her normal clothes while shopping around the store for some mail and a few Potions when the group of pidgeys started to surround the store. She was worried as she saw the pidgeys trying to bust though while iqnoring the panic that was rampaging inside the store. "W-why are the pidgeys acting up?" Serena said as she stepped closer to the window and stared deeply into each of their eyes as they swarmed around the building and saw nothing, not even a reflection of herself.

Serena knew that something must be doing something to them so she rushed up the stairs to the TM floor to get a better look at the city to see if there was something that caused this to happen

[Marche]

Dan was acting calm and collective at the moment, his bag at his side as he watched the madness in the store. He was clad in his usual 'male' attire, though he had abandoned all Team Rocket emblems and logos to keep himself from being instantly spotted. He was acting so non-chalaunt about the situation that it probably made him stand out instantly, though a police member could probably recognize him for being him. It was unfortunate that the legendary master of disguise already had his identity on record.

A woman came upstairs to look towards the window to search for the cause. Well, this would come down to a test of observational skill. The Swarm Device was disguised as a TM, down to the paint job, and eminated no noise. The real difference was in the weight, which was not instantly recognizable. He hadn't looked at it since he'd activated it, sure that it would not require any of his attention after it was dropped

So Dan turned back to look out the window, watching the mahem as the birds started to really flatten themselves against the building. When more than 40 of them hit the building at once, you could see the glass bend with the stress. Cool

[DarkChaos44]

Serena tried to scan though the city and the nearby forests for anything that could be the probelm but every few seconds a random pidgey would tackle the window, causing her to flinch and step back. After the 10th time, Serena knew that 1) it seemed that there was nothing going on in the city or the forests and 2) she was to scared to try to look again.

"Oh my, what could be causing all this chaos?" Serena wondered. "If it seems that theres nothing going outside the store... so that means that it must be something inside the store!" Serena smiled, but soon ended as she saw 40 pidgeys pushing against a window. Serena quickly took out a poke ball with a heart on it (Love Ball for short) and kissed it and threw it, opening up and reveiling Kirlia as it danced around in a cute manner.

"Kirlia, can you please use Psychic to reinforce the window and push the pidgeys back for me?" Serena asked politely to Kirlia. Kirlia nodded and started to focus on the windows, infusing them with a strong psychic power.

[Marche]

Dan watched her reinforce the glass using her Pokemon, which was too bad since that ment they wouldn't be busting in... or would they? Smiling, he went up a floor and brought out Buster Crimson, motioning for him to use Bullet Punch on the glass window. Naturally, it shattered and soon the Pidgeys were inside the building as well. Dan ducked and brought his Pokemon back in before it was buffeted by the oncoming swarm, though he was taken off guard by how fast they filled the floor and soon the downstairs as well

"God damn, this is so awesome"

[DarkChaos44]

Serena was surprised when the glass shattered, letting the storm of pidgeys inside the store. It was bad news to Serena and her Kirlia since they was the closest to the window. Serena had quickly grabbed Kirlia and shielded it from the incoming pecks. As she was being attacked, she could hear people screaming from the pidgeys. 'What do I do? I don`t want to hurt them but if this continues...' Serena thought to herself as she looked at her Kirlia. "Kirlia, can you use Psychic on all the pidgeys?" Serena asked. Kirlia nodded and pushed out of Serenas arms and started to spin fast as the psychic blast hit all the surrounding pidgeys flying around on the floor.

[Marche]

Dan had already seen that it had worked, and there was no more reason to let the fiasco continue. He went upstairs and pressed a button against his watch, deactivating the device. Suddenly, as if a switch hand been flipped, the Pidegys stopped their assault on the building. On one hand, they weren't attack; on the other, they weren't leaving either, taking roost amongst the racks or pecking along the ground, taking poops everywhere as well. Yup, it was a zoo now

[DarkChaos44]

From all that just happened, Serena was confused that all the pidgeys had stopped attacking right after Kirlia had knocked all the pidgeys on the floor and seeing the rest of them just resting on the shevles.

"Hm... maybe they just wanted a new home and they thought that the store must be the perfect place for a home, do you think so too Kirlia?" Serena asked as she brushed the feathers out of her hair. Kirlia shook its head in agreement but it seemed that it had something else in mind, like something was controlling them. Kirla looked around the room and focused on the TM rack.

Serena looked at where Kirlia was staring at and got what Kirlia was thinking. "You think someone could have controlled the pidgeys? I don`t know they have done it but we`re going to find out and we can find a good TM while we`re at it." and with that said, they walked over to the TM rack and picked up a few TMs (including the fake one. in which they don`t know its the fake at the moment)

[Marche]

Dan had to act fast, while the cashier was still not in the room, having evacuated with the others. He burst into the bathroom and yanked out his disguise kit, going to work with the latex cream to soften his cheekbones a little and give a few basic changes to his appearence. Enough to look a few years younger. After that he went downstairs to find the breakroom, hopefully before Serena went to check out. OK, found one roughly his size. Moving to the register, he jumped behind it before she turned to check out, smiling towards her as he asked

"Are you ready to check out ma'am? And do you have any idea what just happened?"

[DarkChaos44]

Serena offered a smile to the cashier and kindly said "Yes, I am. But... sadly, I don`t know why, but I think that the pidgeys wanted a new home so they wanted to make the store their home. But my Kirlia thinks that someone may have been controlling them with, what I`m guessing, a TM shaped device. And maybe my co-workers at the police station could figure out what it does and who left it."

Serena proceeded to place each TM down on the counter after closely inspecting each of them until she came to the last (and the fake one) TM. "Just what TM could this be? It doesn`t seem to say what it is..."

(Unrelated to the rp, but how did your Karma get so high?! )

[Marche]

Dan took the TM from her and looked it over. During the encounter, it had been pooped on, and the liquid was making the paint on it smear. It was originally supposed to look like 'Confuse Ray', but now it was just smeared

"It's Confuse Ray. Looks like the bar code has been smeared by some unfortunate guano. If you give me a moment, I can get you a new one; I'll even comp the charge of it because of the hastle"

((To answer your question, lots and lots of good deeds. Nothing dastardly, actually. You know, no team kills and no felonies))

[Tara]

(To answer your question, he edited it with his moderator privileges. *thwacks Marche, though more of a "lovetap"* It's still hilarious, though.)

[DarkChaos44]

After hearing about the gueno, Serena scanned over her hands for any gueno and signed in relief, seeing her hands clean of the pidgey droppings. She turned back to the cashier. "Sure! If you don`t mind." Kirlia raised its voice in protest at the answer Serena had given. "Hm? You want us to take it anyway?" Serena asked her Kirlia, in which it quickly nodded. "Ok. And Kirlia, use you indoor voice, instead of shouting, ok?" Kirlia had bowed to Serena, knowing that it was raised to be polite and not to be rude.

"I`m sorry but we`re take it as is. I`m pretty sure I have some TM cleaner at the station." Serena politely said to the cashier.

(That explains everything. and I thought everyone kept Exalting him like it was a game or something)

[Marche]

"Unfortunatly, I can't scan it at the moment. Let me get another one as reference" Dan thought that over as he looked down at the Kirlia for another moment, despising the little psychic git for a little longer as he 'accidentally' brushed the on-off switch while scraping off some Pidgey crap. This sent the birds into a panic again as they flew at the two of them, the horde actually now going for the device with complete disregard for whatelse was going on. In the commotion, Dan chucked it towards the window, hoping it'd sail out the shattered glass as the birds made it quite clear they really wanted to know how to use Confuse Ray

[DarkChaos44]

Serena had quickly shielded Kirlia from the assault like she did before. When she saw the pidgeys flying out the window, she stood back up while brushing the feathers off her and Kirlia. She had looked around the store and saw that all the pidgeys had left and turned once again to the cashier. "That was weird. Anyway, I`ll take the... TM?" Serena saw that the cashier was no longer holding the TM. Kirlia saw this too and began searching around the floor for it until it came back empty handed.

"What happened to it?" Serena asked the cashier

[Marche]

The cashier looked equally confused as he searched high-and-low around the register before coming up empty-handed as well. Looking embarassed, he asked aloud

"Would you like me to get you another one? I'm very sorry for all the hastle today; just seems to get stranger and stranger

[DarkChaos44]

Serena and her Kirlia let out a sigh at the same time. Serena then said "No. Its fine. We can live without it Thank you anyway..." Serena had looked down to her Kirlia and said. "I guess we're have to test the TMs before we can put this report into the Station."

Serena took out her wallet and prepared to pay for the TMs that was laying on the counter. "I think if the prices are correct, I think this will cover the cost." She held out the money, waiting for the cashier to take it.

[Marche]

The cashier took care of it, bagging her merchandice and placing it safely on the counter. He gave a long, slightly creepy smile before nodding, giving a slight bow as he responded

"Thank you for coming and not freaking out. You did all you could to help, I know. I wish we had more trainers like you around here"

[DarkChaos44]

Serena took the bag of TMs and put them in her bag. Then Serena and her Kirlia bowed as Serena said. "And thank you so much. If my friend, Chaos, was here, he would have done a lot better than me. After all, he took on the Elite 4 in almost every region and beat them like they was nothing."

"Oh, I got to get going now, but before I do..." She laid out a tip of 3000 pokedollars on the counter then walked to the elevator with Kirlia at her side and bowed again before stepping into the elevator, going down to leave the store.

[Marche]

The Cashier took the Poke Dollers and gave a gracious thank you before waiting for her to leave. Once she was gone, Dan threw out a Pokemon and brought out his Salamance, AKA Buster Blue. Jumping on, the Salamance gave a very stern look before Dan sighed and removed the new face, letting the creature know it was actually him. With that out of the way and the register now firmly under his arm, the two of them flew into the sunset, another completly rediculous plan executed